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  • Corby Eason's Hair

    Corby Eason's hair has been quite noticeable on the sideline. It's going to be interesting to see what the Honor Code Office does about this:

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    If I were Corby's defense attorney in the Honor Code Office, my argument would be as follows:

    1) Are white men and women allowed to dye their hair blond or black at BYU? Yes
    2) Are black men and women allowed to dye their hair blond or black at BYU? If the answer to 1 is "Yes" then the answer to 2 must also be "Yes."
    3) Are white men and women allowed to have moderate mohawks at BYU? The answer is "Yes" as evidenced by Jordan Pendleton's hair.

    4) Are black men and women allowed to have moderate mohawks? In light of 3, if the answer is "No" then BYU maintains a racist policy.
    Last edited by SoonerCoug; 10-02-2009, 07:38 PM.
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    I (a white man) was able to dye my hair black at Ricks... until I got a Dean referral from the testing center douche for having "purple" hair.
    "I'm anti, can't no government handle a commando / Your man don't want it, Trump's a bitch! I'll make his whole brand go under,"

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    • #3
      He looks like Bushwick Bill from the Ghetto Boys or Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern show.

      *Banned*

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      • #4
        Originally posted by cougjunkie View Post
        He looks like Bushwick Bill from the Ghetto Boys or Beetlejuice from the Howard Stern show.

        No, he does not look like either. And, no, that was not funny.

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Viking View Post
          No, he does not look like either. And, no, that was not funny.
          I see the resemblence and I thought it was funny.
          I'm your huckleberry.


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