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Goatnapper'96
12-16-2008, 01:15 PM
with the triplets...all good things will eventually come to an end!

http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&sid=5097264

TripletDaddy
12-16-2008, 01:21 PM
This is horrible news.

Hopefully the climate change can be deferred for another 5 or 6 days.

RobinFinderson
12-16-2008, 03:16 PM
No snow in Utah means no skiing in Utah. It also mean no snow pack in Utah which means no reservoirs in Utah which means no irrigation in Utah which means no agriculture in Utah. No Irrigation in Utah will also mean no golf in Utah. No golf means no doctors, lawyers and businessmen.

So, without skiing, doctors, lawyers, businessmen and agriculture, Utah is going to become a ghost-state.

Jeff Lebowski
12-16-2008, 03:21 PM
No snow in Utah means no skiing in Utah. It also mean no snow pack in Utah which means no reservoirs in Utah which means no irrigation in Utah which means no agriculture in Utah. No Irrigation in Utah will also mean no golf in Utah. No golf means no doctors, lawyers and businessmen.

So, without skiing, doctors, lawyers, businessmen and agriculture, Utah is going to become a ghost-state.

No snow = no agriculture?

Goatnapper'96
12-16-2008, 03:24 PM
No snow = no agriculture?

When I took up with my wife she kept talking about dry farming. I thought it was how those wild rural mormon women described dry humping, but alas I one day learned what dry farming was......

beelzebabette
12-16-2008, 03:24 PM
No snow in Utah means no skiing in Utah. It also mean no snow pack in Utah which means no reservoirs in Utah which means no irrigation in Utah which means no agriculture in Utah. No Irrigation in Utah will also mean no golf in Utah. No golf means no doctors, lawyers and businessmen.

So, without skiing, doctors, lawyers, businessmen and agriculture, Utah is going to become a ghost-state.

Thank you for your concern.

venkman
12-16-2008, 03:32 PM
When I took up with my wife she kept talking about dry farming. I thought it was how those wild rural mormon women described dry humping, but alas I one day learned what dry farming was......


LOL, you are truly gifted, Goat.

RobinFinderson
12-16-2008, 03:33 PM
No snow = no agriculture?

Isn't it the snow pack the fills most of the reservoirs?

8BR
12-16-2008, 03:36 PM
No snow in Utah means no skiing in Utah. It also mean no snow pack in Utah which means no reservoirs in Utah which means no irrigation in Utah which means no agriculture in Utah. No Irrigation in Utah will also mean no golf in Utah. No golf means no doctors, lawyers and businessmen.

So, without skiing, doctors, lawyers, businessmen and agriculture, Utah is going to become a ghost-state.

It wouldn't be the first time, right? Didn't most of the Ancient Pueblo migrate out of the area because of climate change?

RobinFinderson
12-16-2008, 03:37 PM
Thank you for your concern.

You are welcome. I figure this is probably the only thing that is going to get the church to abandon its comfortable multi-billion-dollar investment and head back east to Jackson county. It is probably the fulfillment of prophesy.

Jeff Lebowski
12-16-2008, 03:38 PM
Isn't it the snow pack the fills most of the reservoirs?

What percentage of the world's population conducts agriculture without snow?

We are talking about climate change. How do you know we won't get more rain? I have a lovely fossil at home of a fern from a tropical rain forest. I found it while hunting in Utah.

venkman
12-16-2008, 03:38 PM
No snow in Utah means no skiing in Utah. It also mean no snow pack in Utah which means no reservoirs in Utah which means no irrigation in Utah which means no agriculture in Utah. No Irrigation in Utah will also mean no golf in Utah. No golf means no doctors, lawyers and businessmen.

So, without skiing, doctors, lawyers, businessmen and agriculture, Utah is going to become a ghost-state.

I assume California and other states would be effed as well? No biggie, we'll invade Canada, they have plenty of room up there.

venkman
12-16-2008, 03:40 PM
What percentage of the world's population conducts agriculture without snow?

We are talking about climate change. How do you know we won't get more rain? I have a lovely fossil at home of a fern from a tropical rain forest. I found it while hunting in Utah.

Good point. Rain, snowmelt, I assume reservoirs accept all types of "moisture".

RobinFinderson
12-16-2008, 03:41 PM
What percentage of the world's population conducts agriculture without snow?

We are talking about climate change. How do you know we won't get more rain? I have a lovely fossil at home of a fern from a tropical rain forest. I found it while hunting in Utah.

Well I hope you are correct. I would hate for the Mormons to pick up and move to Jackson county. That kind of prophetic fulfillment might lead me to believe I had seriously effed up.

RobinFinderson
12-16-2008, 03:46 PM
I assume California and other states would be effed as well? No biggie, we'll invade Canada, they have plenty of room up there.

Good point. This is why I picked up my Canadian citizenship a couple of years ago.

Becoming Canadian, starting the Mormon Poetry movement, starting the Mormons acting gay trend (trading hummus recipes?? Seriously gay), calling Obama in 2006, and getting rich as a day trader. All examples of where I have acted on long term trends before everyone else hopped on. I am a culture prophet!

venkman
12-16-2008, 04:04 PM
Good point. This is why I picked up my Canadian citizenship a couple of years ago.

Becoming Canadian, starting the Mormon Poetry movement, starting the Mormons acting gay trend (trading hummus recipes?? Seriously gay), calling Obama in 2006, and getting rich as a day trader. All examples of where I have acted on long term trends before everyone else hopped on. I am a culture prophet!

Become Canadian? Hell no, I was thinking more along the lines of "annexation".

SeattleUte
12-16-2008, 04:06 PM
Il Padrino, if you don't admit this is PROOF of global warming you're a coward!

RobinFinderson
12-16-2008, 04:20 PM
Become Canadian? Hell no, I was thinking more along the lines of "annexation".

I don't know about that... our Mounties are pretty well trained.

myboynoah
12-16-2008, 05:14 PM
The researchers are from Colorado.

SteelBlue
12-16-2008, 05:30 PM
I want an explanation here. I'm with Robin on this one, it seems to me snowpack would be vital to water supplies in late summer. If you only get rainfall in the winter, the resevoirs fill initially but in the normally non rainy season of July/Aug aren't you in big trouble?

Surfah
12-16-2008, 05:45 PM
The researchers are from Colorado.

My first thought as well. Propaganda for the Ski Colorado campaign.

il Padrino Ute
12-16-2008, 06:03 PM
Il Padrino, if you don't admit this is PROOF of global warming you're a coward!

You missed my point entirely.

Tim
12-18-2008, 06:08 AM
...our Mounties are pretty well trained.

paging Goatnapper.

TripletDaddy
12-22-2008, 08:53 AM
with the triplets...all good things will eventually come to an end!

http://www.ksl.com/index.php?nid=148&sid=5097264

Quick update: we are now in Utah. As I sit here typing and looking out the window, I feel safe in saying that the ksl article may be a bit off.

My kids are going bananas at all this snow dumping on the ground.

I am going bananas at the thought of skiing this week.

LiveCoug
12-22-2008, 01:31 PM
We have over a foot on the ground and the snow is still coming.