as fizz assist has blessed us with our eyes becoming open to the many atrocities that the LDS organization/culture/church/religion has perpetrated on so many people, I thought I might invite all to list their favorite atrocity they have endured as part of their personal LDS experience. Their is trully something about us that love to be persecuted so that we might be able to connect with our heritage, perhaps it might explain why such asshats as fizz assist or SeattleUte choose to spend so much time on this venue, but that is for another day.
I was once a priesthood holder at this strange phenomenon called "Girls Camp." I was routinely annhilated by 14-18 year old girls in a game of cups that consists of putting cups on a picnic table in some strange order that I was never able to master. I also had to dance to the song "Mcdonalds..Mcdonalds KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!"
I also had to personally witness firsthand Quentin Corryatt sodomizing Ty Detmer..over and over and over and over.....
I also attended an event called "Y Weekend" in December 1989 and had to listen to a bunch of future BYU honors students singing hymns from Victorville to Santaquin and thus I-15 Northbound became my personal "trail of tears."
There are others, but I choose to spare you any more carnage! Did I mention that I couldn't get laid until I was older than 24 and by golly I had options! Damn the man from center field...damn the man from center field!
I was once a priesthood holder at this strange phenomenon called "Girls Camp." I was routinely annhilated by 14-18 year old girls in a game of cups that consists of putting cups on a picnic table in some strange order that I was never able to master. I also had to dance to the song "Mcdonalds..Mcdonalds KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN!"
I also had to personally witness firsthand Quentin Corryatt sodomizing Ty Detmer..over and over and over and over.....
I also attended an event called "Y Weekend" in December 1989 and had to listen to a bunch of future BYU honors students singing hymns from Victorville to Santaquin and thus I-15 Northbound became my personal "trail of tears."
There are others, but I choose to spare you any more carnage! Did I mention that I couldn't get laid until I was older than 24 and by golly I had options! Damn the man from center field...damn the man from center field!
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